4-give the marketing department 4 giving into the temptation of replacing any instance of ‘for’ or ‘four’ 4 the numeral 4 in all of the advertisements and trailer 4 ‘The Fantastic Four.’ Sure, the tale of 4 astronauts who are bombarded with gamma radiation is going to have enough of a stigma from being a ‘comic book movie’ in the first place, but what the hell, this way everyone will remember how many people are in the group! It would be 4-tuitus 4 Marvel fans if this film were more ‘Spider-man’ than ‘Punisher;’ then again, another ‘Daredevil’ would be simply un4givable.

But, from this short 4-gettable trailer, don’t get your hopes up.

P.S. Jessica Alba is sexy.