In 2030, I hope I can pay my $27.68 on opening night for a ticket to see Dweezel Diesel (the adopted love child of Dweezel Zappa and Vin Diesel) in the lead role of ‘XXX: TitExplosionBoobs.’ That is how much I love this franchise, now hoping to avoid the sophomore slump with Ice Cube taking the reigns in ‘XXX: State of the Union.’

By the looks of this trailer, new director Lee Tamahori (who directed the Bond extravaganza ‘Die Another Day’) will sacrifice none of the key tenets of the original, packing in slumming actors (Samuel L. Jackson, Willem Dafoe), tits, guns, explosions, boobs and physically impossible stunts that would be challenging at zero gravity if your bone marrow was replaced with ‘Flubber.’