Guess who’s back? Back again? Vader’s back. Tell a friend (to get really excited and then invariably let down by the wooden dialogue and soul-stretching pacing of the third unnecessary tack-on to a once great franchise)!

In case you haven’t heard, the final prequel to the ‘Star Wars’ saga hits theaters in a mere couple of months, and the first wave of publicity has finally washed upon the shores of Geektopia, where I have since ensnared it with my harpoon of frantic hope and continue to massage it with my nimble fingers of foolish optimism. Sure, the trailer is mediocre and relies mostly on old clips from the Big Three, but I can’t help but keep my heart from goin’ all a twitter.

It’s kind of like the abusive spouse who lures you back with that photo album they always promised they’d make. Oh George, why does your love make me hate so good?